May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, May good luck pursue you each morning and night. ~ Irish Blessing

It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Brutus,but,rather, was poisoned. During a sumptuous banquet which they both attended on that fateful Ides of March.

Brutus slipped some poisonous hemlock leaves onto Julius' salad. (Thus making the world's first Caesar's salad - no, that's not the joke, wait for it....) When Julius slumped over into his salad, Brutus feigned concern and asked, "My dear friend Julius, how many hemlock leaves have you eaten?" To which Julius gasped in reply: "Ate two, Brute."